knowlton

(n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like it newayz. also enjoys hangin around the jewish crowd on the weekends. usually makes up the excuse "walking the dog" and "monthly celebrations of grandma's birthday" as code for really meaning "entering my penis in my dogs rectum".

"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."

knowlton by andy venooker June 19, 2007

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Knowlton

Slang for White Trash or Inferior. Also can be shortened to Knowlt. Of lesser quality.

He's driving a knowlton mobile. The party was ok but it had a lot of Knowlts. We're stuck eating this knowlton food.

Knowlton by BobbeDigital December 3, 2009

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knowlton

(n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like it newayz. also enjoys hangin around the jewish crowd on the weekends. usually makes up the excuse "walking the dog" and "monthly celebrations of grandma's birthday" as code for really meaning "entering my penis in my dogs rectum".

"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."

knowlton by andy venooker June 27, 2007

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Kyle God Knowlton

An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.

Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.

Kyle God Knowlton by Darrell DeMoss April 1, 2022

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kieron knowlton

A gay from south wales which gives blow jobs in elevators.

Kieron Knowlton in a lift, you silly Kieron Knowlton

kieron knowlton by The terminanator May 20, 2014

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leo knowlton

Any Girl Would Be The Luckiest To Have A Leo Knowlton Leo Knowton Is A Strong Kind-hearted Man He Is Super Handsome And Anyone Who Hates Him Will Be Ashamed Leo Knowlton Is the Best Friend You Will Have.

I Want a Leo Knowlton

leo knowlton by TheHypeCrafter Fan 2112 June 27, 2017

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