One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
Get the jason hookmug. A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
Get the Rusty fish hookmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Spartamug. When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".
by Pellman7 January 30, 2023
Get the The Coleman Hookmug. It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.
by duckninja6 May 25, 2011
Get the hook n curlmug. by Datkid March 24, 2020
Get the Year of the hookmug. by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017
Get the double double the hook upmug.