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House Whore 

A house whore is a woman who lives/ spends most of their time at a house with a man/and or couple. Usually she does all the chores around the house, or whatever else is asked of her, and also provides sexual favors in exchange for favortism/money/ability to live in the house.
She is nothing more than a "house whore." Kissing their asses, and whatever else they want kissed in exchange for free rent and money.
House Whore by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018
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Lads House 

Term used by the inhabitants of a shared all male dwelling to cover the fact that no women have ever visited, and if they did would be quite disgusted by the amount of gay porn and number of buttplugs they would discover.
The boys liked to refer to their home as a "lads house", as they hadn't yet told their respective parents that they were good with colours
Lads House by clarence209 June 19, 2011

Beef House 

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.
I watched Beef House the other night and literally crapped my pants laughing.
Beef House by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

Phill house

A question asked upon friends to trick them into falling for a sexual joke/action
Phill house mall my nuts are Candice
Jeremy... Dont tell me that, not in public....
Phill house by Jim shark May 18, 2021

Sean houser 

Fat guy that thinks he knows everything but really knows nothing
That guys absolutely clueless. He acting like a Sean houser

straw bale house 

Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.
ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"
straw bale house by StanC February 5, 2009

You're hosed 

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."
"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."