Pizza Crotch

Someone who is infected with multiple STDs, making their crotch resemble a pizza with toppings.

That chick goes with anyone. Total pizza crotch.

Pizza Crotch by MrBadExample19 November 14, 2006

ken doll crotch 

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

ken doll crotch by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by BigP July 2, 2005

fire crotch

A name given to red-headed people to describe their red pubic hairs.

Devon is a fire crotch!

fire crotch by chembabe87 April 29, 2008

Wolf Crotch 

a profusely hairy groin area. needs to be trimmed. not attractive. scary.....

Kevin's Girlfriend has wolf crotch.

Wolf Crotch by Wolf Crotch101 October 7, 2004

chicken crotch 

the combonation of both the stomach and vagina area that blend together to resemble a chicken's front side usually found on obese women

look at that lady she has chicken crotch

chicken crotch by nick chiulli May 21, 2004

Snow Crotch 

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

Snow Crotch by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009