Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

French term for Let's get busy.

Male: Hey baby, let's voulez-vous coucher avec moi and they get some chicken.
Female: Alright, boy, as long as you'll sewing machine me.
Male: Hell, yeah!

by curtbash August 26, 2008

couch ass

A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.

Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.

by uncle_class January 27, 2004

Couche

a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.

Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.

by kattteeebate June 2, 2010

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

couch girl

Sometimes couch girls get promoted to bed girls

"Now all she does is sit on his bed watching him play WoW. At least she got promoted from couch girl."

by jamjamboree December 28, 2005

couch monster

an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.

look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.

by beeebrown February 16, 2009

Couch

couch - an offensive term used to diminish someones social standing. Inferring that the person in question enjoys anus on his/her face.

A amicable term in some social spheres.

Bro: yo dude do you have my dolla?
Dude: nah brah spent it on da high grade mon
Bro: damn it ,you couch.
Dude: WTF that body part is primarily for excretion, don't defame my reputable character.

by Udcontributor April 30, 2014