Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

miniskirt

An excuse for girls to look like sluts and feel "powerful." Girls who wear miniskirts usually do so in hot weather, where they can pretend they are like some Californian on the beach from the OC, with their Prada handbags, giant sunglasses, and cell phones that they can't stop blathering into.

They're not always looking to get looks from guys, though that's often their reason. The important thing is that wearing a miniskirt makes a girl feel powerful and feminine. In a way, they're asserting their status as a diva, even if they're not even close to being one. Wearing a miniskirt symbolizes everything that a woman needs to justify being a bitch or femme fatale, personalities championed by the feminist movement as icons of womanly power.

Miniskirts, or skirts, for that matter, are some of the last frontiers that women have to openly distinguish themselves from men. It is a freedom of clothing choice that is allowed to them that many feminists might see as revenge against historical oppression by men over feminine clothing styles...

...well I say fuck the feminists. Men should have the choice to wear a skirt or a miniskirt without any feminine stigma attached to it. Just as women were finally able to wear traditionally mens' clothing such as trousers by the mid-twentieth century, men should be allowed to have the same freedom of choice in fashion as women. Let's not even begin to mention the other things in American/Western society that are unequal between men and women favoring women.

by pwumavs October 3, 2006

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005

Miniclip

The Games website we all used to play on when we were like 10 becuase we thought it was the only game site in the world. But then we turned 13 and realized that there is better games sites.

In Grade 4:

Me: WANNA PLAY GAMES ON MINICLIP????
Everyone else: FUCK YEAH

In Grade 9:
Some Kid: WANNA PLAY GAMES ON MINICLIP?1@?#?$#1%OMG?#42315133014358#%34%#$625&YONE43%236/4T%$#26/4564%^?432^2532/%?^//
Me: What the Fuck is this Miniclip you speak of?

by Cairnage September 13, 2009

Minisink

When you fuck your cousin and accidentally creampie that bitch

Do you go to minisink?

Minisink is a lifestyle man!!!

by Coonslayer69 December 29, 2017

r/minicrewmatelove

A subreddit NOT dedicated to loving Mini Crewmates, it's actually the opposite, they HATE mini crewmates, and i'm a member there.

Guy 1: Mini Crewmates suck
Guy 2: r/minicrewmatelove
Guy 1: No, i HATE mini crewmates
Guy 2: It's about hating mini crewmates though

by LoopDeDoopLaLoop November 25, 2020

minimac

A sociopathic person with an intense addiction to cannabis. Frequent disregard for his own skin color and surroundings.
Constantly has people that wish to grind him to a dark colored pulp.
Future bum leader.
No job, no money, stolen weed.

AKA minisack.

You're the next minimac! Better kill you now before you piss everyone off!

by Dozer February 6, 2005