chimpy nuts

a man who does not know how to attract women

why can't a good looking guy like dan get women?
because he's got chimpy nuts.

by austin mcpherson December 2, 2009

chimpanzooleek

a cross between a chimpanzee, kangaroo and a leek
also someone who epically fails

Joe:*pushes an automatic door*

Fred:your such a chimpanzooleek!

by applw October 16, 2009

chimpken

like chicken, but better.

clayton-yo aj you want some chimpken? aj-wtf is chimpken? clayton-it’s the best thing you ever had in your life.

by gurum October 17, 2020

Champed

To hit in the face one time so hard the person is knocked out.

"Ortiz got champed in that UFC fight"

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

champain

(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated

Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.

by tecc91 June 12, 2009

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

champ

in the dmv champ means corny, lame, tacky.

kayla: girl that video was so champ delete it
me: jhi

by murrland September 27, 2021