Monkey D Luffy 

A kid who wants to be the king of the pirates with his Nakama but also saves countries and defeats evil along the way hates being called a hero tho but loves meat and to be honest, I love meat too. He's also part ASL (Ace, Sabo, and Luffy) which is a small group of 3 kids who declared their brotherhood with sake.

A: So who is your favorite Asl brother.
B: My favorite is Monkey D Luffy.

Monkey D Luffy by Swag-Anime April 14, 2021

Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.

Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.

Monkey fucker by theeel February 20, 2008

Monkey Bus 

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

Monkey Bus by psyco jello September 12, 2006

monkey catsup 

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

monkey catsup by scrammers May 31, 2007

Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

Monkey Prison by Ted Demon January 17, 2009

Monkey bum face 

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

Monkey bum face by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

Monkey Face 

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

Monkey Face by Boffa March 6, 2009