Dick check 

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

Dick check by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Dick Grease by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

dick think 

Verb:

1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.

Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.

John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.

Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.

dick think by Limit5311 January 4, 2012

dick tight 

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools

Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!

dick tight by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016

Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox

Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!

Dick Holing by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017

Dick Deflator 

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

Dick Deflator by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Dick Junkie 

A girl who joneses for penis, the same way that a herion addict feinds for a fix.....
A girl addicted to cock

look at that little dick junkie over there with her hands all full of cock

Dick Junkie by FACE_FTL July 6, 2006