Banana biter

A banana biter is a term for an idiotic person ,a monkey if you will but mainly an unintelligent individual.

You banana biter, why would you do that?

by Tillwr_Coisac April 22, 2022

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Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

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Mosquito bites

Small woman breasts.

I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.

by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022

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Doo Doo Bites

The little crumbs that hang to your ass hair after you take a poop

Dude I was taking a poop after I wiped I had doo doo bites on my ass

by KiDLaNTeRN June 16, 2020

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Another thug bites the dust

When some punk thug didnot obey cops command and exhibits hostility towards officer and he gets killed in self defense by the cop

Thug said. I'm ma smoke you pig !!

Cols said drop your weapon

Thug goes hell no amd raises his hand to shoot cop
Cop kills Thug in self defense

A bystander said "another thug bites the dust"

by F JOE BIDEN April 12, 2021

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