Bread jesus

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Smutty Jesus

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Trash can Jenga

A game played by roomates, whereby laziness and negligence allow the trash to get stacked so high that both parties come to an agreement the person who makes the pile fall over must take the trash out

Tension was high as Paul and Larry played Trash Can jenga. Larry set the empty hot pocket box on top of the already shakey pile of keystone light cans.

by ezekiel1600 January 16, 2010

smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

by misshandy February 10, 2015

big tim jenny

The most powerful principle of the year to walk this earth. His mighty rule reins over Dolgeville high school as he body slams all Juuling students on the pavement. No mere mortal can oppose Tim. He was once quoted saying “this mortal body is so limiting”

Big Tim Jenny caught me vaping and gave me a WWE body slam

by Howard Potts May 8, 2019

Pull a Jeremy

Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression

Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy

by Jeremy'sAdoptedSon July 27, 2019

court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.

Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019