ass-mountain 

An excessively large amount of something.

I have an ass-mountain of homework due tomorrow.

Dude, you're definitely pulling an all-nighter.

ass-mountain by Iamabstract November 1, 2010

Rocky Mountain Handy

The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.

Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."

Rocky Mountain Handy by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012

Swedish Mountain Range 

The process of using a iron to melt goat cheese all over a women's breasts while she gives you head.

Hey Chris you'll never guess what I did last night at URI. She was on her period but I gave her the old "Swedish Mountain Range".

Swedish Mountain Range by Holden Miload March 19, 2013

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap 

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.

Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013

Brindlee Mountain High School 

90% (Inbread) ,6% ( Redneck) 1% (some rich spoiled kids), 2%( jocks), 1% (School Shooter) .....Where all the girls have been plowed more than a farm, and where the guys just dont care.

Dont claim Brindlee Mountain high school.

Brindlee Mountain High School by Brindlee Mountain December 12, 2018

The Mountain Goat 

When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.

Last night we did The Mountain Goat and this girl mountain called me so loud.

The Mountain Goat by lil_mouse December 20, 2018

skiing down cock mountain 

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.

Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....

skiing down cock mountain by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014