monkey rub 

When a fat teach rubs her butt against something as they walk past.

Did you hear about that teacher that monkey rubbed that kid.

monkey rub by Been Tooth August 3, 2015

monkey on my back

dealing with a drug problem

"i'm trying to kick this drug habit but there's a monkey on my back"

monkey on my back by bigronnis December 12, 2016

Monkey girl fuck slave 

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

Monkey girl fuck slave by DAX December 25, 2012

Monkey brains 

Lack of intellect and common sense.

George Weasel Bush

Monkey brains by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

Monkey Button 

Slang for Clitoris, After touching it just right, she will go "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH" like a monkey - Refer Leanne Taylor

"God I love it when she touches my Monkey Button"

Monkey Button by Zarvensha November 10, 2006

monkey balls 

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

monkey balls by monicari June 24, 2007

monkey button 

slang for poopcutter or asshole.

My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.

monkey button by hotkarl December 13, 2003