tore up jack

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.

That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.

by Little Retard November 5, 2005

Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

Jack bag

n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.

Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"

Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"

Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"

by Nasty Loogy July 9, 2007

Jacinta

Jacinta is a seaweed eater and likes to dance to beat of her own drum. Everyone wishes they could be a Jacinta but it takes years for this type of talent to emerge.

Jacinta likes to use a hole puncher when completing essays.

by Jacinta herself June 18, 2018

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill is (1) a black preppy clothing brand (2) a very, very old organization founded in the 1930's, for black upper class children, to really network with each other and meet each other through different chapters around the country, and was founded by seven black women.

Most prominent blacks in America have their children enrolled in Jack and Jill because it teaches them about their black identity. Jack and Jillers wear Jack and Jill clothing.

by Mike Varsity December 28, 2005

sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

by J-Fad December 15, 2008

jack-off

To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation.

I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.

by Bentropelex November 23, 2003