Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

Condomaro

The definition of someone who owns a camaro and uses it as their residential address. This word can only be used if the person owns a Camaro.

“Damn Alyssa them light grey bath rugs are gonna match the paint inside your condomaro!”

by ZayuZayn November 22, 2018

concockt

Make up stories about imaginary sexual escapades

You can't help but concockt. The story about Lisa and you at the pool was totally made up, wasn't it?

by Amos Elroy December 19, 2018

Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego

Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom

by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019