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conjoggle 

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
conjoggle by mike blown January 21, 2008
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Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

comboggled 

Verb
1. state of extreme confusion and/or frustration.
2. acting or thinking without sense, clarity, understanding, or intelligence.
3. state marked by ignorance or the feeling that one is lost or overwhelmed.

other forms:
comboggle, comboggles, comboggling
"Josh's behavior comboggled everyone."

"Josh was comboggled by all of the activity around him."

"Comboggled, Josh could think of nothing to say."

comboggled by smmilford November 10, 2005

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.
confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

conjungled 

messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
"youre making things way more conjungled than they need to be"
conjungled by bikibikiplateconoe April 24, 2010

combogglement 

made up out of my head putting together different words
has two meanings!example 1.someone has a problem= 'im in a combogglement!'
example2=combogglement is a contraption or device.not knowing what it is, a person asks'what is that combogglement?'
combogglement by Sean Clifford February 2, 2005

conjoingled 

conjoingled means tangled...
example..the computer cords were all conjoingled
conjoingled by seantheman November 11, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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