Disney Channel

A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake)

Girl #1: Hey! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky!
Girl #2: WTF?! Why?
Girl #1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it!
Girl #2: You are a turd.
Girl #1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those day! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!

Disney Channel by Professersnuggles January 5, 2010

Chance of Penetration 

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

Chance of Penetration by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

Chanatar 

Adj. the name given to someone who is confused in any situation.

When her teacher told her to explain the meaning behind a coin, the student thought she was supposed to explain the features of the coin. She was being a Chanatar in that instance.

Chanatar by KEDANI May 13, 2016

Chandonnet 

To be humiliated by another man by assuming "oral" in front of a public crowd.

You've been "chandonnet'd" by Laddy!

Chandonnet by Mrjps June 29, 2018

Chandini

Chandini means Moonlight. She's someone who illuminates even during darkness and spreads so much love.

I saw Chandini tonight. It was mesmerising.

Chandini by Prasanthi October 23, 2018

clear channel

Why radio today sucks!

Clear Channel is the reason why FM radio sucks.

clear channel by Anonymous July 13, 2003

disney Channel

A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake..

"Dude, please change the channel. This show is like something you'd find on the Disney Channel."

disney Channel by BubblynotBuble January 31, 2010