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Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
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King's Barrel

1. The last of a personal luxury substance soon to be consumed.

2. The last bowl of chronic or hydroponics.
We're down to our last bowl of chronic. Sound the trumpet, it's time to smoke the King's Barrel.
by Jules McGerven March 10, 2009
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Devil's Blowjob

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"
by Yemrot February 6, 2010
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tonight's biggest loser

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"
by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019
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Smasher's Block

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any Smash Bros. game, there comes a point where a Smasher can't smash at their best. Your moves become stiff and your reaction time decreases.

(Derived from the term 'Writer's Block', where a writer comes to a point where the mind boggles and cannot create any ideas for his/her stories)

Similar definitions: brawler's block, fighter's block, cock block
P1: Dude, you suck.

P2: Curse this damn Smasher's Block.

P1: Right.

P2: I'ma get you when I can play better.

P1: We'll see dude. We'll see.
by Rikuarf8 September 23, 2009
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coder's block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue writing code / programming.
I just can't figure out how to approach this new programming project. Should I use PHP? Should I build it myself or look for some libraries I can use? I think I have coder's block.

I've been struggling with coder's block for the past few weeks, and after staring blankly all day at some really ugly code I wrote a while back that uses PHP, MySQL, and regex, it finally started clicking with me again and I was able to update it. I got it back now, baby!
by snowscape January 10, 2011
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Gamer's Bladder

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.
John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.
by Omgitsallama May 16, 2010
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