s.b.f.l 

smoking buddies for life.

crystal and sheena are s.b.f.l; yo you know im hella thirsty. :D

s.b.f.l by crystal & sheena January 10, 2008

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E 

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

F.L.A.B.B.S. by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)

It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"

l.b.f.s.w.c.m by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021

S.F.L.B. 

A haircut which is short in the front, and long in the back. Used around Southern California a lot before the more universal term "mullet" became popular, especially in Orange County. Pronounced SVELBEE/SFELBEE or shortened to SFELB.

I'm not going out in public with you until you cut that S.F.L.B.!

S.F.L.B. by greta von March 25, 2009

l.t.f.b.s syndrome 

LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULL SHIT SYNDROME

Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.

l.t.f.b.s syndrome by markantwhite August 23, 2015