awful waffle

A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.

The last one to ejaculate his goodness has to consume the awful waffle.

Dude, lets play awful waffle!!!

by Richard Love May 17, 2006

Soggy Waffle

When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.

The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.

by 4JJKBMKJWPÑ January 17, 2014

Waffle Braid

A Females Braided pubic hair.

Did you see that girl? Her waffle braid was hanging below her skirt!

by Kukujo February 19, 2007

waffled

gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"

by kellyrck March 13, 2013

Wafey

Pronounced (Way-Fee) Used as an adjective
A person who is arrogant, egotistical, or annoying. Most commonly found on the internet in youtube videos or in rants.

You're a wafey bastard. (As used in the gentlemen's rant)
That guy is a wafey loser.

by FR0STB1TE May 31, 2013

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017