valenisa 

a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.

boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???

valenisa by janelleisf*cknawesome June 21, 2009

Valentine's day standard 

The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.

Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.

Valentine's day standard by TitanFan March 2, 2011

Valentine's Day Sadness 

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above

Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!

Valentine's Day Sadness by mareigns December 21, 2014

Valentine's Day 

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

Valentine's Day by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Valerie 

A wonderful person who is undoubtedly smart and hard working and who cares deeply for all their friends. Everyone knows and respects them. But dont let their serious expression and quietness trick you they can be extremely silly with close friends! Overall they are a great person so you better not lose a Valerie cuz you'll regret it!

Person 1: hey do you know Valerie?
Person 2 : Of course I do everyone does!
Person 1: oh man Valerie is so cool I really look up to them!
Person 2: yea me too Valerie is awesome!

Valerie by Multifandom._.bitch October 1, 2019

Valentine's day 

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

Valentine's day by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

Valentin by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020