Elliot

7"3 man that weighs about 68 pounds, is an epic gamer at fortnight and hides a bomb under his hair, if you fall we will fortnight dance over your dying body

Betty: have you met Elliot

Joe: no i have not
Elliot: *emotes down the hallway*

by Nargoth.theripper October 06, 2020

cheese theift

a man who steals you dick cheese from right under your nose

"DAMN YOU CHEESE THEIFT

by Nargoth.theripper October 07, 2020

Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

by Nargoth.theripper October 05, 2020

McDonald’s French fries

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s

Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”

by Nargoth.theripper July 02, 2020