Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

tonguesten

The "erotic glow" bulb-filament of choice for "setting the mood" for some hot 'n' heavy oral sex.

I suppose I can respect people's not wanting to use da "old technology" current-sucking metal-filament lamps in favor of da newer fluorescent and LED bulbs, but you just can't beat tonguesten for emitting that bewitchingly-seductive radiance that always drives me absolutely wild with cravings!

by QuacksO November 20, 2018

Tongue twister

When your deep in sex that you can do anything else but have sex

Last night I had the biggest Tongue Twister in my life

by Mary Margarita February 2, 2019

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.

I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?

by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019

Tongueplunger

Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.

My friend dated this this tongueplunger she was hot but he spent a fortune on proctologist’s bills.

by Davedale August 13, 2019

tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 24, 2019