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Tongueplunger 

Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.
They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.
Tongueplunger by Davedale August 24, 2019
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Tongueplunger 

Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.
My friend dated this this tongueplunger she was hot but he spent a fortune on proctologist’s bills.
Tongueplunger by Davedale August 13, 2019
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tongue plunger 

some body who can't drink properly and for some reason plunges their tongue in the neck of the bottle which is especially nasty when the bottle is transparent.
yo dog look at that dick over there he be havin no clue how to drink he's a total "tongue plunger".

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026