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roastmortem 

A gathering, after ones death, where a specific amount of time is set aside to talk shit and generally cut through the bullshit associated with the passing of a loved one, friend, acquaintance, etc.
"Honest discussion about Ralphs porn addiction and booger-eating will be discussed at the Roastmortem"
roastmortem by pir8matt July 20, 2010

roastytoastyburnttoacrisp 

1. To smoke grreeeens or some form of such to the point of not being able to stop smiling, feeling happy and giggly.
2. To indulge to the point of not being able to get off the couch.
3. To ef up ones skin.
Let's get roasty toasty burnt to a crisp so that we can inevitably giggle.
Let's get roasty toasty burnt to a crisp and then cuddle and watch movies.
The fun in the sun will make you roasty, toast, burnt to a crisp.

roastytoastyburnttoacrisp

Roasticide

When someone attempts to roast someone else but either ends up roasting them self or setting them self up to be roasted.
Jake committed roasticide when he roasted his friend about having bad grades, when he, in fact had even worse grades.

Max committed roasticide when he attempted to roast his friend because he didn't start in the football game when, in fact, Max didn't even make the football team.
Roasticide by Raw af October 27, 2015

roastful 

When roasting is getting out of control by a person.
Jim is so Roastful today he keeps on roasting people!
roastful by Roastful June 2, 2016

Roastaphobia 

I cant wear light up Skechers because I have roastaphobia .
Roastaphobia by ayeitsRuth September 5, 2016

Roastard 

A person who retardedly says "roasted" all the time.
Me: Jeez this burger really sucks...
12 year old kid: Your mom sucks too, but she charges! Ooh! Roasted!
Me: this guy is a roastard
Roastard by cripplesauce October 1, 2017