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rosmaphobia 

Fear that Walruses (Odobenus Rosmarus) are sercretly infiltrating the United States government, media, and entertainment industries; and stealing U.S. Secrets. Many who suffer from this condition also believe that Walruses have built an advanced industrial civilization in unexplored areas of the continent of Antarctica; and possess an economic market backing a currency far superior to the U.S. Dollar.
A prime example of Rosmaphobia is the widespread believe that U.S. president William H. Taft was a Walrus. Other famous figures popularly speculated to be Walruses include television Host Jaime Hyneman, and controversial film director Michael Moore.

ratsaphobia

(int.) An expression of frustration. An expletive.
"I totally missed that cornhole shot! Ratsaphobia!"
ratsaphobia by Gilly Beans October 6, 2009

Roachaphobia 

Roachaphobia: extreme or irrational fear of roaches. Symptoms may include the following:

Seeing roaches that aren’t there
Ripping off clothing

Throwing wigs
Making children kill roach

...and in extreme cases

Moving into a new home leaving everything behind including the hubby n kids!
Sorry I can’t help you kill that roach, I have Roachaphobia! Eeeek!
Roachaphobia by lugo_la_loca June 4, 2019

Roamaphobia 

The irrationale fear of using mobile phones while traveling and surfing on the go while overseas. It is not a simple rational choice and is a deep and emotionally charged fear of being taken advantage of and ruining travellors holidays.

Smartphones have transformed our lives but have also made us reliant on them for staying in touch wherever we are. DataRoaming can be used for a vast amount of information from letting families to know that you are OK on arrival through instant messaing, to playing games on long bus trips and learning about local history; checking for last minute local deals.

So you see, there are many benefits and reasons to stay connected to your mobile with DataRoaming plans.
Generically, Roamaphobia is exemplified by 4 Roamaphobia types:

Wi-Fi Hunter: Those who turns their holidays into a jungle hunt for free Wi-Fi
Café Dweller: Those who linger at a café forever just to use free Wi-Fi
SIM Swapper: Those who bring many overseas local SIM cards on holiday trips just to save a few bucks
Latergrammer: Those who only upload all the holiday photos as #latergram onto social media and flood their friends once they get back to hotel (with free wi-fi/back home)

Roastophobia 

The completely rational fear of being roasted by ones peers.
“Jeremy dropped out of school because of his mental state

What’s wrong with him?”

“He’s been diagnosed with roastophobia”
Roastophobia by Allibutworse October 14, 2019