Benchump

Benchump is a sour smelly weird cigarette that's been sitting in stale water.

Did you see Bubba? He was smoking the hell out of that Benchump. God it smelled sour and like ass.

by Haybear the Gaybear May 24, 2025

Bench

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty

"If i make this shot i get three minutes of BENCH"

by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

blanchtard

A retard who believes Ray Blanchard's "research" to be legitimate.

A: "I am so AGP I will never pass."
B: "Stop being a Blanchtard."

by airkoala July 10, 2025

Blanchoe

A "person" who is a Blanchoe is someone that has multiple parts of their personality and which is a total disservice and abnormal figure in society.🥀🥀

This Blanchoe is being weird to me right now🥀

by SlimeyGrains August 2, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.

Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 17, 2025