fucksurd

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

by Breaker May 18, 2008

fuwa fuwa time

Literally "fluffy fluffy time". "Fuwa" is an adjective used to describe cute, adorable, and light things. Frequently shows up in anime involving one or more female characters gazing, mouth open and eyes wide, at miniscule, brightly-colored, and otherwise kawaii piece of merchandise. The word has become synonymous with Japanese moe culture.

"Fuwa Fuwa Time" (ふわふわ時間) is the name of a song by Houkago Tea Time, a fictional band in the anime "K-On!"

Azusa: What a cute, brightly colored fluffy marshmallow candy!
Yui: It's fuwa fuwa time!
*Yui noms on the marshmallow*

by chopsoy July 4, 2014

Rage Fuck

(v.) The act of angrily and violently having sex with an attractive broad because her personality and/or actions pisses you off.

Distinguishable from rape in the sense that rage fucking requires the consent from both parties involved.

Ex 1)
*Girl combs her fingers through her hair while she talks to someone*
Craig: "I fucking hate when chicks run their fingers through their hair like that when they talk to people."
Kyle: "Yeah..but she is kind of cute."
Craig: "Hell yeah! I would rage fuck the shit out of her!"
Kyle: "SHIT YEAH!"

Ex 2)
Tony: "Bro, I rage fucked Taylor last night!"
Frankie: "What!? She ha......"
Tony: "Hell ya! It was awesome. I took all my anger out on her! Felt so good!"
Frankie: "But she ha......"
Tony: "Best day of my life! Wait sorry I interrupted you again. What were you going to say?"
Frankie: "She has HIV."

****ALTERNATE ENDING****
Tony: "Well now she has HIV and Chlamydia."
Frankie: "SHIT YEAH!"
~FIN

by baKKKed December 3, 2011

yummy fuck bitch

When a married man has a younger more attractive girlfriend on the side that he only has sex with.

Jennifer : Why does chad always text you isn't he married?

Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!

by SlopNChop May 25, 2016

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuck it we ball

when something almost gets in your way but you overcome it

dude 1: dude what’s wrong
dude 2: my girlfriend broke up with me
dude 1: damn
dude 2: fuck it we ball

by kalashniiiii August 12, 2019

The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013