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canadian volcano 

The act of inserting maple syrup in the girls vagina and then having intercourse. Once the girl climaxes, the maple syrup and cum mix to form volcanic like liquids. It is quite popular in mountainous regions of Canada.
Earl: Dude last night Cara had an intense canadian volcano.

Peter: I bet it wasn't as big as the eruption Maria had a few nights ago.
canadian volcano by shelberry12 September 16, 2010
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Canadian Snowbox 

Dale: You know eh? we should go and sesh in the Canadian Snowbox
Doug:Sure eh, lets get super high
Canadian Snowbox by Chromes February 22, 2011

canadian crank 

while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot
as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!
canadian crank by jack mehofV August 21, 2006

Canadian Pride 

The having of all or most STD's at once.
Man, that Fuck Skull'll get you some Canadian Pride if you aint careful son!
Canadian Pride by Ameran00 October 15, 2010

Canadian Shower 

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
Canadian Shower by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011

Canadian Drive-by

Any hockey-related gangbang fantasy. usually referring to a group of hockey players, or people dressed in hockey uniforms, who fuck one girl one at a time. they stand in line until it is their turn.
holy shit i went to a canadian drive-by last night. it was weird as hell.

Canadian Teen 

A new-wave of webcam chick from Canada.
Sweet Dominic was yet another Canadian Teen on the net.
Canadian Teen by <insert> October 2, 2004