fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."

"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"

by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

Chaminade Hot Pocket

when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.

Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?

Student 2: What crew team?

Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm

by be the best May 31, 2015

Hot Pocket

When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.

I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.

by xJcalx April 17, 2010

sausage pocket

A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.

Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.

by Robert Parker January 2, 2004

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 30, 2016

Pocket Change

Money that you spend on anything. Balling out money, money you spend on anything not worrying bout what nothing els.

" don't buy them shoes you, you got bills to pay"

" Chill it's pocket change, I'll make it right back"

by 410_Marty August 11, 2017