The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

The left one by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

Two Left Testicles 

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

Two Left Testicles by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

up your ass & to the left 

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

up your ass & to the left by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

has left the chat

when a person in the group chat gets offended and stops participating or leaves the group

*Brianna gets roasted by someone in the group*
someone says "Brianna has left the chat"

has left the chat by quickythiccyboi January 5, 2019

I left my boots in the truck 

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

I left my boots in the truck by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008

Mega mind's left ball sack 

This person has a piss kink

So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink

Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink

Mega mind's left ball sack by The rat god July 18, 2021

Alt-Left

A keyboard shortcut that returns you to whatever brought you here.

Hint: Using Alt-Right after should return you here again.

This wasn't the web page I was looking for, so I alt-left.

Alt-Left by Ganon D. Mire June 2, 2018