Carrot

a orange vegetable that makes you see in the dark (ye right)

why have i got carrots in my sick i havn't had carrots (it is the eight wonder of the world)

by marie August 11, 2003

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005

Girls who eat carrots

Thick orange girls with skin that changed color because they only eat that snack

Yo you see all these girls who eat carrots recently?

by Anon3475 January 1, 2021

corn and carrot medley

methamphetamine. so called because of the wide variety of chemicals and ingredients involved in its home concoction.

Jeve: Hey man you got that corn and carrot medley?
Steve: Nah dude you need some help. Meth's one hell of a drug

by coreius imperator August 22, 2010

caprophage

A caprophage is an animal who survives harsh conditions by feasting on its own foeces.

Shirley really reminds me of a caprophage the way she eats.

by Conor Fenn October 28, 2007

carbon soldiers

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.

I don't have any little carbon soldiers yet but maybe in the not so future.

"Yes he is my little carbon soldier."

by Douglas Prince March 31, 2008

Ass Carrots

These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.

Ass Carrots are so delicious!

by E? September 3, 2006