Mosh

A "March Up", often used in ye olde England in a sentence "March Up The Town" ...meaning to either protest en masse against the political system, or, later to engage in hooliganism of many kinds....got appropriated and Patois-ized into "MASH up de town" by the Caribbean blacks who were emigrating and traveling back and forth to the UK, and that's how "gon' mash up de town" got into the lexicon of reggae/ska lyrics...and they pretty much used it in the same way, protest, gang action, general going out en masse with a posse to effect some sort of group "excitement" (Brixton, Islington, etc) which might also include some dancing...the proto punks of the UK as we already know (like the Clash etc.) were huge fans of reggae and ska, and appropriated it in it's shortened form "mash", in some cases maintaining it's meaning of political or social protest, but that bled over into the new mass-dancing and energy of the punk-rock movement.. but the English meets Cockney meets West Indian meets Jamaican accent certainly sounds way more like "mosh", and that's the way the Cali and NY punk kids in their respective language-challenged ears heard and re-appropriated it for further redefining as a way to describe THEIR en-masse energetic actions, specifically, in the Pit (remember when it used to be SLAM DANCING? I didn't think so). But in doing so, historically-revised it into something never or rarely thought of as BLACK in origin (indeed, I bet most of the denizens of the world of the modern American MOSH PIT would be loathe to incorporate little if any Africanism into their mostly white pursuit)... especially white-supremacist Skinhead types, though they might, in their ass-backwards way of "white-i-fying" everything, hearken back to the days of yore and say that the blacks who came to England were the one's who really modified it's original meaning. I wonder if in their urge to be ultra-correct, in a WHITE way, would start calling a Mosh pit a MARCH PIT! Unfortunately, most interesting slang that has been kicking around and morphing for centuries, comes to a sudden and boring, dumb-ass demise at the hands of young, white Americans.

"We's gonna march up the town, TOMMY"

"Mi g'wan mash up de town wit me mon WINSTON"

"DEREK...it's a mash up...oi!"

"isn't that JASON in the mosh pit?"

by jesco September 1, 2008

moose

When you're going at a lady doggy style, you stick both thumbs in her ass, remove them and place them in her ears, palms facing outwards, fingers spread. Thus resembling a moose.

I was with your sister last night, and I gave her the Moose.

by Rodger Moore April 27, 2007

Chocolate Moose

When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...

Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.

by JOHN penis bamsd May 1, 2010

moose knuckles

How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.

To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

by Dave Sydor March 23, 2007

Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003

Mosh

A group of people pushing each other around, punching and shoving for no apparent reason. Often done at heavy metal concerts.

Moshing is fun. \m/ \m/

by matt November 13, 2004