Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Fluff on the Muff

When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.

Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.

by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006

Fluff Muff

A fluffy muffin

I bought a chocolate Fluff Muff

by Katherine Hicks August 21, 2003

Meffing

a short form of, or rather, more polite way in saying mother-fucking. Derived from effing which means fucking by adding a 'M' in front of the word. Hence 'M-effing'

I've got three more meffing years til college ends!

by LG Godwin November 2, 2008

muff masher

a man who slams his fist, head, or genitals into the vagina of an unsuspecting female

Jon was a muff masher as he rammed his head into her cooch

by Someonecreepy December 21, 2008

Meffa

Meff and Heffer/ Heffa combined - Fat unattractive tramplike person.

Meaning taken from K special K ;)

Waynetta Slob from Harry Enfield looks like a Meffa

by Cazzy75 June 5, 2011

(shini muff )

A stinky jewish prostitute.

hitler fucked all the (shini muff )s and killed them

by sam holmer January 23, 2009