Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007

waffle ass

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

by ham May 10, 2004

Wafed

1.After consuming to much alchohol you become wasted as fuck, thus being wafed.

2. Getting way fucked hard by situations and circumstances out of your control.

You were so wafed last night we found you licking that hookers asshole.

he polce wafed you.

by JDizzlefoshizzle09 March 4, 2009

wafe-like

Adj. Very thin (slender); as thin as a wafer.

DJ Qualls is wafe-like.

by ChinaGM October 31, 2013

The Waffle

adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.

v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first

Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"

Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"

by drew3782 April 9, 2010

Wafe

This name derives from a popular snack called the wafer. It is used when referring to a tall lank who is easily knocked over.

Boy 1 "Look how tall and thin Stacy is"
Boy 2 "Ya she's a big ugly wafe"

by samchlo September 28, 2008

Nigger Wafer

A cookie eaten normally by black people that white guys eat to try and be Niggers.

Look at John...hes eating nigger wafers again.

by Doug A May 17, 2006