devochka

by Ham March 24, 2004

smog

Teeside, desolote region of North Yorskhire that has a toxic atmosphere. Gas-masks are required at all times within Teeside.

See That dirty black haze on the horizon son? Thats Middlesbrough, in Teeside... The great smog

by Ham November 19, 2003

A woman of which a besotted male will hold in reverence.

by Ham March 24, 2004

To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.

As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"

by Ham January 31, 2005

Bhenchod is a cursive word meaning bhen and chod, which translates to sister fucker. It has an indian background

That man is a bhenchod

by HAM September 29, 2004

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

by ham May 10, 2004

"Been to the clinic again, pissing pins"

by Ham March 24, 2004