chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

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dip and tip

Were you dip ya nuts in that slag and give a dollar bill for the nonce

You blow and I'll dip and tip for ya

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When hitting someone elses pipe and then pouring it out in your hand or on ur leg for yourself to smoke later.

Everytime we smoke with Shannon he does a hit an tip and its gone right after.

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To get the just the tip of a penis in you vagina/butt.

I got the tip last night I guess it was OK.

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A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

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To urinate in someone's mouth

My wife refused sex so while she was sleeping she got the tangy zip from the tip

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When you need to go for a quick and non messy wann

Dave -“dude this bus journey is taking hours, not even been able to get in the daily beating of the meat”

Tom-“Just go nip the tip in the toilet”