toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 28, 2009

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019

Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....

Shiny coloured Toasters

by Georgia June 24, 2004

Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!

by Annubrius October 13, 2008

Cinnamon Toast

Sliced bread that has been browned on both sides with heat that has been coated with a soft, pale yellow, fatty food and then layered with a spice that is dried aromatic tree bark ground into powder and mixed with a sweet-tasting substance, usually in the form of tiny hard white or brown grains.

I love to eat Cinnamon Toast.

by T N L Barth March 18, 2013

marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008