A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
by sternwise October 2, 2006
Get the David Lynch mug.As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.
by Cory McKay March 10, 2009
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we (monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.
2.
mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*
**whimpering noises**
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