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David Lynch

A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."
by sternwise October 2, 2006
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lynchburg college

As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.
I went to Lynchburg College and it sucked ass.
by Cory McKay March 10, 2009
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lynchian

1.Any fan of David Lynch, An odd ball film director who directed such films as, Mulholland drive, Blue velvet, eraser.. etc..
2.The specific style that David Lynch, which is usually odd or weird, but original.
The fishheaded midget running around the oval room backwards while constantly changing color then finally turning into water was really lynchian.
by Pawnzo February 15, 2003
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Lyndsey

A Lyndsey is a pretty girl with reddish hair and freckles. She has a great personality and can be very sarcastic. She doesn't take things to seriously and fun to be around. She tends to be friends more with guys than girls. But only special guys win her heart, so if your lucky enough to date one you should make sure to treat her like the awesome person she is.
Guy: Lyndsey is soo funny, I love being her friend.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know she is chill.
by loverboy1886 July 9, 2011
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lynch

To remove (not necessarily kill) a member from a group by convincing the group that the member doesn't belong.
Ron was such an idiot so we lynched him. He needs a big timeout.
by GamingWolf March 26, 2009
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lynbrook

an average school that, every year, gets their ass kicked by monta vista in just about every single sport ever invented.

9 out of 10 lynbrook students have been screwed anally at least twice (even the guys).
1.
we (monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.

2.
mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*
**whimpering noises**
by mvstudent February 1, 2005
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Lyndsey

Lyndsey is beautiful. She is amazing, she is funny, fun, sweet, caring, loving. And an amazing 3 pointer.
Lyndsey is an amazing friend. You can talk to her for hours without getting tired of her. You always want to be around Lyndsey.

Lyndsey is so sweet and caring. You trust her with almost everything. You never want to lose a Lyndsey, cause then... life would suck.
Lyndsey is also very beautiful. She has long brown hair, with pretty brown eyes, nice lips. A great person to hug and a perfect size!
Lyndsey is truly amazing, she has all the best qualities. You don’t ever want to lose one of these unique beauties.
Oh my gosh! Did you see how cute Lyndsey looked today?
by Theunknownpersonamdmyname June 16, 2018
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