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skink

deragatory term for U.N. Peacekeepers. A Skin is a lizard with a blue tail, thus the Blue Helmeted peacekeepers are referred to as 'skinks.'
The skinks just got sent into Lebanon.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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Phantom Menace

The second worst movie ever made. The worst being Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds."

Also Known as "Star Wars Episode I" or The Phantom Menace. Due to the introduction of a 2 hour pod-race, and the CGI character "Jar Jar Binks" George Lucas is known as the dumbest director in the history of cinema.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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George Noory

A conservative talk show host who took over for Art Bell when he 'retired.' He has the intelligence of a gnat, and has written a cheesy book "Secrets of the Universe" or something or other, and peddles his parnormal idiocy at night to scare people into becoming neocons.
George Noory is on the air at 11 PM/1 AM depending on where you live, and most often interviews phony psychics.
by sternwise October 1, 2006
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Slingadoober

A slingadoober is a thing which is seen peripherally out of the corner of your eye which you cannot describe. Not to be confused with eyeworms or floaters.
I turned and thought I saw one of those slingadoobers.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
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ebay

The biggest scam on the internet. People sell things and buy things through a billionaire's website. If you're a seller you get screwed, when a 'customer' buys an item, pays, and you send it to them. They file a claim that they never recieved it and Paypal jacks the money out of your account, even though they sent the item out already. If you're a customer, you buy something from a 'seller' and send them your money, and you never get what you pay for, or its all broken, used, a piece of shit, or ruined, or something worse than anything you could buy at a garage sale or the Salvation Army.
"I got ripped off on ebay."
by sternwise October 2, 2006
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Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.
Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.
by sternwise October 2, 2006
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Fung-tutsu

A moment of total bewilderment, which usually occurs when a person has been sitting for a long time and stands up quickly, he becomes faint, yet does not lose total consciousness. This person will often fall over, but not lose total consciousness, and experience this feeling of fung-tutsu. This can also be often experienced under the influence of nitrous oxide at the dentist office. See also ding-ding-ding.
I got up really fast, and felt fung-tutsu, until total consciousness returned.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
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