by swamistix@hotmail.com January 08, 2004
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation
by Little Jack Horny February 11, 2005
Lynn is a beautiful women and whenever she wants to do something, she will do it to the best of her ability. She is honestly one of the best people you will ever meet. Never get on her bad side and always respect her and she'll respect you. She's so caring and kind it's unbelievable. Just looking at lynn will put a smile on her your face because that's the vibe she spreads. If you make her mad, don't give up because lynn is always forgiving for mainly everything. Unless you totally fuck up, lynn will never leave your side, so if you meet a lynn, cherish her and don't hurt her. She wants the best for you
by Ralphie Antonio H November 02, 2019
A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said
by Sebrina 14 December 20, 2016
by LJP February 26, 2005
A goddess of attractiveness and super intelligence. Talks too much and loves the color pink. Has super cute feet, and extremely paint able nails. Most lovable type of girl in the whole world.
"You're such a lynne"
by la_la_la July 13, 2009
Lynns are very intelligent, courageous, and considerate women. They are empathetic. Someone who is empathetic is able to understand people better because they see things from the other person's perspective.
Lynns are also exuberant. An exuberant person is full of joy and has a lot of energy to show it!
A little message to all the the lynns: Do not give up and Don’t change yourself for anyone because you are simply beautiful and caring!
Lynns are also exuberant. An exuberant person is full of joy and has a lot of energy to show it!
A little message to all the the lynns: Do not give up and Don’t change yourself for anyone because you are simply beautiful and caring!
Hey lynn, wanna go out?
by lola8786 September 02, 2019