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January 28th 

“Hey have you heard what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”

*Slaps the pride out*

“Hey what was that for!!”

“National Slap a Midget say young one.”

January 28th means you must slap many midgets.
January 28th by Someone Very Tall. January 23, 2021

January 18 

What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc
January 18 by moonlight 🍄 January 24, 2021

January 30th

January 30th is the day that you have to finish your plate for every meal no matter what!
Its January 30th I have to finish my plate and leave no food behind!
January 30th by siphonjk January 29, 2021

January 21st, 2022 

The day Elden Ring comes out.
"Yo, elden ring comes out january 21st, 2022"
January 21st, 2022 by cock-kun June 10, 2021

January 6th this shit 

Cousin: Yo you wanna January 6th this shit Thanksgiving this year?

January 4 2011

The day a stoopid person was born into this world and caused chaos among everyone
1:"Hey were you born January 4 2011"
2:"Yeah why?"
1:"Yeah your a stoopid person"
January 4 2011 by Zoe Fan September 24, 2021