smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Smartical

Adj- a word use to give an intellectual compliment to one or many groups of people or things.

Kevin is a real Smartical person when it come to giving facts to the children.

by Bert and Ernie January 11, 2017

Skrrt

The sound of a blackman having sex

Girl: harder, harder!
Boy: skrrt

by Lgom22 January 12, 2017

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

SKRRT

When you need to hurry up (or accelerate something)

Hey Mark, "lets skrrt to the mall"

by Guimo March 5, 2017

Smartassedness

The highest level of smartass you can be

She has had all my smartassedness

by Osfan14 July 29, 2017

Smart creative

Human that enjoys doing both math and art

Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"

by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017