2 definitions by Bert and Ernie

conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by Bert and Ernie July 25, 2006

Smartical

Adj- a word use to give an intellectual compliment to one or many groups of people or things.

Kevin is a real Smartical person when it come to giving facts to the children.

by Bert and Ernie January 12, 2017