sneaky black guy

When you steal all her shit, when you're done having sex with her.

Last night, Sarah was a victim of a sneaky black guy. She woke up to find him and most of her stuff gone.

by solimarreef January 10, 2014

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

by 'bridge November 23, 2010

token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003

sports guy

The pen name of Bill Simmons, a regular columnist in the Page 2 section of ESPN: the Magazine and also the network's website. Simmons is a die-hard Boston fan of every sport and now feels his life is complete since the Red Sox won a World Series in his lifetime.

You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

this guy

a way of saying no he didn't; oh wow; i can't belive you just did or said that: what you said was funny.

A: I was like "why are you here....nobody likes you?"
B: Oh wow....this guy.

by ThisGurlThatGuy-WolfGurl December 24, 2010

Fat Guy

1. (Noun) A race superior to that of any other human being because of their jolly nature, skill in hot-dog eating contests, and unstoppable physical attractiveness. To qualify as a "fat guy", one does not necessarily have to be male. They simply have to weigh in excess of 400 pounds regardless of height or age.

1. "Honey, did you see that fat guy? I'd like to get his number..."
2. "What do I look for in an employee? If you're one of the fat guys, you are hired, no questions asked."

by Fat Guy Fan 227 March 9, 2011

fun guy

Slang term for Magic Mushrooms, from fungi

You bringing that fun guy to the concert with ya or are you going to leave him at home

by C March 31, 2003