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Doink

Another name for the male penis. Usually only used if the penis is a talented one that can inflick massive pleasure for the sexual partner at that time. Someone can call their penis "Doink" only if they have never had even a medial compliment. it must be amazing!
Hey baby!! dont bite to hard on the doink!

Don't make me come overthere and throw some Doink down!

It's FREEZING outside and my Doink aint a bit shriviled!

Imma smack that hoe in the forehead with my Doink!

She took all but three fingers of my doink down her throat!
by iknowyourspot February 25, 2010
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Doink

Sound effect of a penis enlarging.
by Marvin_Jizzum July 31, 2010
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Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.
mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.
by §eth October 12, 2004
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Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.
"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"
by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004
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Doin in the Frankie

Disappearing, making good your exit, Slang derived from 'Frank Bough' meaning off
'Will you stay for another beer? - no I'm doin the Frankie'
by Fatmanswiss November 27, 2004
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doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.
Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.
by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008
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