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Will Smith

Good actor, not so good a rapper.

He ain't really straight out the hood like in his show Fresh Prince of bel-air. I mean he ain't no rich kid or nottin but deffinitly not from the worst part of philly, and besides the north part of philly worst then west philly.
Believe it or not Will Smith got accepted to M.I.T. (Massachusett's Institute of Technology) but decided not to go because he chose to pursue his acting career. I mean a guy that almost went to M.I.T. is a rapper and straight out the hood? Maybe he's a better actor then we think...
by some polak September 17, 2004
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Joseph Smith

A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.
Joseph Smith died a martyr for what? For what he knew was true and wouldn't deny.
by R.D.O. April 14, 2006
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smith

Smith is working overtime.
by diction April 10, 2003
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Miranda Smith

a person with one eye that at any time could explode.
"Oh, shit! I think i'm going Miranda Smith!"
by Mango May 24, 2004
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Joseph Smith

A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
by Lando Pepper December 2, 2011
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Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.
1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth
by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008
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J_Smith

AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.
<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun
by Mister Floppy March 30, 2005
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