J_Smith

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

by anyonymous March 30, 2005

J_Smith

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005

J_Smith

AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.

<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun

by Mister Floppy March 30, 2005

J_Smith

All-seeing all knowing god who oversees Arfcom; an impecable warrior and man of virtue. Strong and notable. Fearless. Gun nut

J_Smith is the shiznit......he been playah hatin' see 1984 beeaches....recognize.

by RickJames March 29, 2005

Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.

Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.

by julissa44 March 24, 2022

homo/j smith

a mother fucker with a huge ass head.he has a cheesedick too.and hes jewish!!!and he has bitch tits!!!!and a burning desire for huge throbbing cocks.

That mother fuckin jewish bitch named j smith is a fucking square.

by Rick James Jr. April 2, 2005

J.R Smith

If your J.R smith then you do drugs, love to drink achohol and most of the time your very high. Also if your J.R smith and you get in the finals, you don't know whats going on.

Please don't do a J.R smith and run the clock down when we aren't winning.

by Ben dover please come here June 18, 2020