smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

Sharter

Originating from the word shart used to describe the act of pooping your pants accidentally with the pretense that the outcome was going to be a fart; a shartereis an individual who sharts and wallows in the fecal material as though it never happened.

"Get our of here sharter you filthy panties are not only stinking up the joint but it's rolling down your pant leg leaving a trail of poo."

by Litsavant2868 May 8, 2016

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Smartface

a real dumbass, sarcastically speaking. bloody idiot.

Hey smartface, get the hell outta the road!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Smart creative

Human that enjoys doing both math and art

Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"

by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017